all i can say is that i’ve failed you dear reader. this morning upon leaving my dwelling i did observe not only a baby momma mammoth hauling a long cylindrical tank of some sort, (perhaps filled with milk???) but immediately behind it a firetruck (painted red, lights off, sirens inactive). had a camera been accessible pictures would accompany this entry. many many pictures. few powers can stop my drive for discovery and had there been any strangers about their cameras would be put to use! but fate does not allow for all things and this document was simply meant to be unadorned. for this reason dear reader you will have to take this written account as proof of the sighting.
i shall do my best in the future to provide better documentation and will tirelessly work to discover the truth about trucks.